# Made with 💖 by https://ghuntley.com after one too many CustomResourceDefinitions
# Improvements welcome, mash the ↗️ Octocat ↗️ and share how YAML makes your life better.
No:
Body:
Wants:
To:
Write:
- YAML
# 🤔 Why YAML is the right devops technology for you 🤔
#
# - 100% test coverage, always compiles just fine with no errors or warnings, always shippable
# - no enforced error handling during development because runtime "panic at the disco" in production is dope
# - "something broke" is way better than stack traces with line numbers
# - you need to burn hours as part of setting up a new CI pipeline
# - safe choice with unquestionable industry adoption, "used by kubernetes"
# - is marginally better than windows.ini
# - unlike json [1][2], YAML supports comments
# - no official documentation (other than a specification for implementers) is totally fine
# - you need a super safe way to "execute this code"
# 🍿 wait a sec, did you say "executable yaml"?? 🍿
# - https://ruby-doc.org/stdlib-2.4.0/libdoc/yaml/rdoc/YAML.html#module-YAML-label-Security
# - https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.yaml-parse.php#refsect1-function.yaml-parse-notes
# - https://securitylab.github.com/research/swagger-yaml-parser-vulnerability/
# - https://github.com/yaml/pyyaml/wiki/PyYAML-yaml.load(input)-Deprecation
# 🚨 Anyone who uses YAML long enough will eventually get burned when attempting to abbreviate Norway 🚨
# `NO` is parsed as a boolean type, which with the YAML 1.1 spec, there are 22 options to write "true" or "false."
# You have to wrap "NO" in quotes to get the expected result.
NI: Nicaragua
NL: Netherlands
NO: Norway # 💣!
# 🚨 Anyone wondering why their first seven Kubernetes clusters deploy just fine, and the eighth fails? 🚨
